Thursday, 18 December 2008

Hora


Asta nu inseamna ca nu mai sunt suparata.

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

vecini


Aseara vecinul meu ciumpalac a venit sa ma anunte ca i se uda (peretele) din cauza apei care salasluieste sub cada mea, dar a uitat sa dea in seara asta muzica naibii mai incet (desi a fost anuntat si amenintat in repetate randuri). Si eu o sa chem maine un instalator... Yeah, right!

Saturday, 6 December 2008

Colegi de camera

Bestia cauta colega de camera cu minim 2 giga DDRAM, harddisk cat mai mic, filtru bun anti-spam (sa nu vina cu baieti acasa), sistem de operare Linux (fara ecrane albastre), interfata prietenoasa, boxe mari (sutien marimea 4-5), sa se downloadeze cu altii doar in lipsa noastra si cu Bestia doar in lipsa mea pentru garsoniera in Drumul Taberei, 150 euro/luna.

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Samson,


You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first, I loved you first
Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth
I have to go, I have to go
Your hair was long when we first met

Monday, 17 November 2008

La cererea publicului, poze



Fleetwood Mac - Temporary One



masa din pub



eu, admirand o bicicleta parcata in stanga mea (By Ileanne)


no weed, just tobacco

s-au jucat pilotii

da, bestiile beau sange, sange de bestii (By Ileanne)

restul pozelor sunt facute de mine, cu diverse aparate (1 si 3 cu aparatul Marei, sa ma trazneasca daca stiu ce neam era, 4 cu Fuji-ul meu)

Friday, 14 November 2008

Rocks and Trees


Da, am luat viza.

Sunday, 2 November 2008

La multi ani, not

La multi ani, Bestie. 1 an. Un an in care ne-am certat mai mult decat ne-am impacat, ne-am zis nesimtiri si tu si eu, am stat botoase, am avut cateva zile foarte misto, cateva mai multe zile misto si prea multe certuri.

Bestie, te rog eu, du-te la suc/bere/vodka/rachiu aprig de Calnau cu cine vrei tu si lasa-ma sa fiu eu naspa in lumea mea. N-are rost.

Friday, 31 October 2008

My father's eyes


No comment, just this.

Thursday, 23 October 2008

distrus pasaport, ma declar nula

... declar pe propria raspundere urmatoarele: in data de 20.08.2008, ora 11 mi-am spalat pasaportul la masina de spalat haine, impreuna cu o pereche de pantaloni scurti bleumarin. Mentionez la cele de mai sus ca l-am uscat cu phoen-ul si nu l-am calcat cu masina de calcat deoarece aceasta functioneaza cu aburi. De asemenea doresc sa adaug ca la deteriorarea sus-mentionatului pasaport au contribuit aproximativ 150 ml Ariel M-zim 5 si 28 ml Lenor Spring fresh...

LE: de la cumatru': mentionez de asemenea ca pantalonii necesitau spalare, dupa ce am suferit o criza acuta de diaree coroborata cu un ciclu prelungit. In acest sens va aduc tesuturi de proba din pantaloni

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

sorry, bestie

Help, I have done it again - m-am enervat iar dintr-o chestie minora si m-am purtat nasol cu tine
I have been here many times before - da, e deja un obicei...



Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
and needy
Warm me up
And breathe me

Thursday, 16 October 2008

hai noroc!

Faptul ca-s norocoasa este binecunoscut. DAR cat noroc mi-a trebuit pentru urmatorul fapt:

Azi imi crapa softul telefonului. Injur si-mi promit ca-l resoftez cand ajung acasa. Dau sa plec de la Raluca si-mi zice iPodul ca nu mai are baterie multa si sa fac bine si sa-l incarc. Imi zic: se rezolva cand ajungi acasa. Ajung acasa, imi pun iPodul la incarcat, telefonul asisderea si incep sa-mi fac backupul datelor (numere din agenda, calendar, setari etc.) In secunda in care incep resoftarea imi suna telefonul, un numar care nu era in agenda. Raspund si la capatul celalalt al undelor cineva ma intreaba daca mai am de gand sa-mi fac licenta unde am zis. Eu dau sa cad de pe scaun, ma incearca un tremor si-o tahicardie si incerc sa-mi revin si sa zic DAAA DAAA vreau licenta sarumana!
La telefon era coordonatoarea mea de licenta, conf, dr, alea alea. De ce noroc? Ca daca suna 2 minute mai tarziu o bagam pe maneca artistic si de tot, nu aveam numar de telefon la care sa o caut si ea ma considera neserioasa ca zic una si dispar subit ca magarul in ceata.

Deci cat noroc iti trebuie, frate?

Tuesday, 14 October 2008

Google - the final frontier III

ceasuri de apa nova - numai de la citizen in sus

dj hefe - incearca Răzvan Rădulescu

daddy gay espania - e straight, belive me

hiv traieste - traieste si se si inmulteste

mana fractura epifiza distala radius - nasol, se lasa cu reducere ortopedica si imobilizare in aparat gipsat

rh la oameni - si la maimute, nu doar la oameni. pozitiv e ok, negativ e ok
rh pozitiv

Tuesday special:
bestia asta are tot numai nu te fute - nu te fute? sigur? n-ai nimerit bestia buna.

Sunday, 12 October 2008

Dorele, ne mai tii mult, ma?


Am balcon versiunea 2.0, adica terasa. Odata, demult, aveam si geamuri si gratii la acest balcon (din motiv de locuit pe spatele blocului si multi binevoitori cu nevoie de orice-are-ala-in-balcon).
De la aceasta minunata terasa am o priveliste minunata, pe Dorele care s-au mutat in doua baraci puse una peste alta, dar, fiind oameni gospodari, au tras si gardut (niste foste gratii de la parter) in fata, antena TV, scaune de prin balcoanele studentilor si stau si ei la 'una mica'.
Aseara am ascultat impreuna cu ei Antena Satelor de la Radio Romania unde fiecare a sunat sa faca 'o dedicatie speciala, toata mapa muzicala din seara asta pentru tzatza Stana de pe deal din comuna Cracauani'. Apoi ne-am delectat cu meciul la radio, ceea ce rules rau de tot. Sa ASCULTI meciul e ceva deosebit, mai ales cand comenteaza unul plin de zel.
Cititorii mei care sunt mult mai destepti decat ei sunt rugati sa ignore bara din prim-plan si sa se concentreze asupra mesterilor si mormanului de gunoi de langa ei, produs de ei si crescut cu sfintenie (desi pe aici mai trece din cand in cand masina aia mare si frumoasa pe care scrie REBU sau ECOSERV sau cum ii mai cheama pe aia, mormanul nu a scazut deloc, ba dimpotriva).
E al treilea an consecutiv de renovari si reparatii la camin. M-am saturat de Dorele, Dane si Gigele. Macar anul asta INCA n-au intrat in camere, dar se anunta schimbari de usi si parchet, deci n-am scapat.
E al treilea an consecutiv de renovari dupa 1 octombrie, ca vara nu se lucreaza bine.
M-AM SATURAT. VREAU SA PLEC CAT MAI REPEDE DE AICI. UNDE? ORIUNDE!

Sunday, 5 October 2008

Xenofobie degeaba

Aproximativ 3 luni pe an locuiesc in Londra, intr-un cartier evreiesc, ceea ce e chiar misto. Dar aici, ca pe oriunde, exista si romani.

La un moment dat, intr-o discutie cu o vajnica reprezentanta a sus-numitei natii, respectiva imi zice ca ea a terminat limbi (straine) la Iasi si ar vrea sa faca un master. Eu incerc o gluma si ii recomand studii iudaice, ca tot sta in cartier. Ea se infoaie toata si, cu o fata rosu-vinetie imi explica ea mie cum e treaba cu evreii, ca ea "ii cunoaste din biblie" (scris intentionat cu B mic) si ca ea cand a aflat ca ei l-au rastignit pe Hristos (scris cu H mare doar pentru ca e nume) si-a dat seama ce fel de oameni sunt ei, si, colac peste pupaza, ei (evreii) nici acum nu-l primesc pe Hristos, ceea ce in viziunea domitei este inadmisibil.

O, hai!
-My god's got a bigger dick than your god!
-O RLY?

Ai pod? Am si mansarda

Multumita lui daddy cool am iPod :). Ii multumim pe aceasta cale pentru cadoul foarte insiprat. Ma intreb: inspirat de cine? Dar cine l-a inspirat, l-a inspirat bine, ca doar pasiunea mea pentru gadgeturi este biiine cunoscuta. I'm such a nerd...

Partea cu mansarda se refera la ce incepe de maine, stagiul de zuzu-zuzu! pentru profani, psihiatrie, probabil cel mai asteptat stagiu din facultate.

Partea a III-a a postului, nementionata in titlu e despre speranta. Speranta ca mai exista oameni care iti fac un serviciu fara sa se astepte la spaga. Asa ca: fug, in Braila, dupa autobuz, autobuzul asteapta. Waaa! Ma duc langa sofersi ii cer un bilet. El: "Imi pare rau, nu mai tinem noi biletele..." eu: "Pai cum facem, ca eu ma grabesc la gara si n-am timp sa astept urmatorul autobuz" el: "Pai cobori la prima, iei bilet si eu te astept". Eu, in gand, 'o sa ma astepte asta cand mi-oi vedea ceafa. Fara oglinda. Pana la prima statie mi-a schimbat cei 5 RON in bancnotede cate un leu ca "automatul iti da numa' fise de 5 mii".
Am coborat la prima statie, mi0am luat bilet si, n-o sa va vina sa credeti, am urcat in ACELASI autobuz. Deci: TA-DAA! Exista si soferi de autobuz ok. Sau l-am nimerit eu pe singurul?

Sunday, 14 September 2008

Bestia dixit

Aici Bestia zice sarumana conasule! da si noo regent ca suntem 3 415 132 508 546 120 161 657 451 (da, 3 415 hexalioane si ceva) de gandaci acasa (a se citi o camera de camin de 16mp, bucatarie si baie included). Nu o sa supere ca fac copipaste:

Te urasc

pentru ca esti un gandac. gretos. si insensibil. cu carapacea groasa. ai iesit sa te promenezi prin camera. si nu-ti pasa ca "studenti atacati de aceste fiare nemiloase se zbat in zadar cu cate un tub de Raid in mana!" (bestia dixit).


APEL UMANITAR

Suntem o familie (not really... dar nu noi facem legea in sud estul salbatec) de romani (plus alte influente) amarati. solicitam ajutorul persoanelor cu dare de...seama si cabinet veterinar langa scara blocului. stie cineva unde mai putem gasi regent???
Va multumim pe aceasta cale si promitem acatiste cacalau si pupat de manusite (doar manusite- ca suntem o famelie committed si serioasa, dupa cum ziceam) la doamne si domnisoare.

(poate ma 'nervez si fac si-un teledon.)

Eu cred ca se simte nevoia de Motor care-i mai starpea prin vanare.

Saturday, 13 September 2008

Bestie...

Tuesday, 9 September 2008

Cenusa-n cap

Da, m-am suparat de-anpulea aseara. Da, tu vroiai sa zici ca ti-e somn si vrei sa te culci si eu am inteles pe dos. Da, tot eu eram aia nervoasa care tuna si fulgera. Imi pare rau.

Sunday, 7 September 2008

T-


11 zile, 11 ore pana vine Bestia...

Friday, 5 September 2008

Shabbat shalom!

E VINERI! A apus soarele si s-a mai linistit cartierul ca pana cand apune soarele maine nu e voie la scanteie. Brutariile kosher si majoritatea magazinelor sunt inchise. Daca n-ar ploua in halul asta ar iesi lumea la plimbare si vizite.
Pentru mine nu incepe shabbatul, dar incepe weekendul. Dupa o saptamana de muncit de la 7:30 a.m. imi vine sa strang ceasul de gat si sa dorm un an. Wishful sinking...
De marti ma tot tin sa scriu despre Spania... am sa scriu... candva... sper sa am timp si sa nu uit.
Mai sunt 2 saptamani si vine Bestia. :D
La categoria 'Diverse': am descoperit un blog FOARTE misto. Daca simti ca n-ai ras de mult cu lacrimi, citeste-l.

P.S. De ce oare acest titlu imi aminteste de faptul ca n-am nici macar bibliografia pentru lucrarea de diploma? Errrmmm... Parazitologie si Boli Tropicale mi-au trebuit, na! sa-mi ajunga!

Monday, 18 August 2008

google, the final frontier II

1. ghicit - in ceai sau in cafea? pentru carti de tarot, mergi la Mary.
2. poze transgender - n-am, da' mai cauta matale cu google images
3. august rash - just like june and july RASH... opareala pe romaneste
4. ce-am futut blog - da' ce-am mai futut...
5. fut fuck - da, e o traducere corecta
6. gilda - prezent!
7. just fuck me - un nr. de telefon data viitoare? (nu da, bestie!)
8. mi-a cazut o insigna - esti tru doar daca o iei si o pui la loc.
9. preturi in marrakech - cam mari dar negociabile
10. scandal curat murdar - am scris 2 ani la ei si nu ne-am certat
11. ti-a cazut insigna esti - esti, esti!
12. transgender romania - e un grup de yahoo care se ocupa cu asta, cauta acolo. Succes!
13. what is rofl? - Rolling On the Floor with Laughter.
14. 2. is it enough? is there nothing missing? - I like to think that there's nothing missing. Asa-i, bestie?
[LE]: 15. A intrat mai tarziu, dar nu puteam sa o ratez: do girly girls like tomboys lez - sometimes they do.

Friday, 15 August 2008

those LEZ questions answered

Asta e un fel de auto-leapsa de la Ileanne.

1. do you
...roleplay?
yes, we do. from time to time. not always. we also exchange roles.

2. is it enough? is there nothing missing?
yep, it's enough.

3. when/how did you first know that...?
cand am inceput sa ma uit dupa muieri, pe la 5-6 ani cand admiram cu infocare o amica de-a maica-mii care era extraordinar de frumoasa.

4. are you sure?
yeah, baby!

5. before you...., weren't you scared you may never go back to how/what you were before?
ba da, dar mi-am dat seama ca de fapt asa sunt eu si mi-a placut teribil cine sunt eu.

6. would there be anything to go back to?
don't think so... but, hey, never say never!

7. what about children and marriage? are you ready to let these go?
who's letting go what? da, ne putem casatori in unele tari, iar de copii nu se pune problema. se pot face oriunde si oricand.

8. yes but they won't actually be your children....
asa cum exista mame singure pe lumea asta, vor fi ai mei si ai EI.

9. how about wedding costumes? but wouldn't it be...awkward eitherway?
eu am o viziune complet neacceptata despre nunta mea: scrubs (google search it)

10. what do you like in a woman?
waaa... sper ca cititorii acestui post au peste 18 ani... piele fina si calda, buze moi, gemete in timp ce..., atingeri usoare.


11. don't you ever get bored? is there any variation whatsoever?
nu, nu ne plictisim... iar daca ne plictisim iesim la un teatru. desi in ultima vreme teatrul a cam fost pasat.

12. how
do you two.... ?
cu dragoste si daruire.

13. how often do you...? and how much does an average .... last?
as often as we want to (asa-i, bestie?) 2 hours plus.

14. does she make you ....?
sometimes, dar de obicei e mai misto daca nu.

15. how do you know you're in love?
just like everyone else: fluturi in stomac, barbii tremurande, genunchi moi si fluturasi, ingerasi si iepurasi.

16. what attracts you to a woman?
vezi mai sus

17. isn't it hard to find another of those.... how do you call them-girls?
they're all straight untill they're wet (wise men say)... da si nu... declarate, cam greu... bi-curious gramezi... [LE]: a hard woman is good to find. ha ha.

18. how do you label yourself?
G-A-Y/tomboy

19. have you ever considered...you know....? has she?
no, I don't know. Could you be more specific?

20. how
do you know a girl is gay?
you don't... sexuality is fluid: whether you're gay, you're straight or you're a bisexual, you just go with the flow.

21. did you ever fancy me?
God, I get that question so often... ermm... do YOU fancy me?

22. if you like this kind of girls could it be that you're actually attracted to boys?
i actually like girly-grrls. the cliterati. the lipstick lesbians.

23. why on earth have you cropped your hair? why didn't you use make up anymore? (you're still a girl, you know)
pass

24. did you ever tell a guy hitting on you that you're not into this, that you're....?
yep.

25. what if you fall for a guy? do you think you may ever....?
yeah, what if... i'll just go with the flow.

26. is there any jealousy at all in such a relationship?
lots.

27. isn't it easier? the loving, the sex....isn't everything so much simpler?
it's just sex. not simpler nor more complicated. SEX.

28. men are stupid and easy to put up with, isn't living with another woman an unnecessary everyday struggle?
destule generalizari. nu.

29. do you always sleep in the same bed?
not always... sometimes we're not in the same country... (bestie, chiar te-a intrebat cineva asta?)

30. do you cuddle each night?
while in the same bed.

31. how come you've moved in together that quickly?
it's the lesbian urge to merge.

32. isn't it risky living together?
risky? what do you mean?

33. what are you going to do if you break up?
say goodbye. and find a place to live.

34. what will you do when she leaves, eventually?
find the next she.

35. is there (some kind of) competition between you two?
nici macar unde mi-as dori: cine spala prima vasele, cine face prima ceaiul de dimineata, de-astea.

36. does everybody know that you two are....like...together?
like... almost everybody. din partea mea nu stiu bunicii si nici nu intentionez sa afle.

37. do you kiss in public places? do you link hands when you're out?
yep, both.

38. how out are you?
vezi mai sus.

39. how is everybody else looking at you? aren't they bothered?
do I look like I care?

40. who else knows about... you?
vezi mai sus.

41. and when are you going to...? you know you'll have to tell him some day....
That's everybody's decision. I don't encourage it.


That's all, folks!

Thursday, 14 August 2008

Blog (useless) things


Furat de la Miruna:

Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"



You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.

You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.



Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)



Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic



What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays



Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

LOOOL

Queer on cell: I know... I know! Gosh, that is sooo gay!
(bewildered elderly lady looks at him)
Queer to elderly lady (in shrieking voice)
: Oh my god, oh my god, the faggot said gay!

Deci overheardul din New York e mult prea tare...

Tuesday, 22 July 2008

Proud to be


Nu, eu nu-s tocmai un decretel. Pe mine m-a dorit unul din parinti. Se aude acolo la nord de lacul Ontario?

Sunt tru... mi-a cazut o insigna, o iau si o pun la loc

Esti 20% Emo.


Forta de neoprit. Esti foarte tare! Daca ti se intampla ceva rau, te ridici, te scuturi si mergi mai departe. Ce mare lucru, nu? Bine lucrat! Tine-o tot asa. Multumesc ca ai jucat...


Saturday, 12 July 2008

gotcha!

80%

Sunday, 6 July 2008

Mo-to-rash


Intrati de votati aci, ca de nu.

Monday, 30 June 2008

Fools in Love - Inara George


Fools in love, well are there any other kind of lovers?
Fools in love, is there any other kind of pain?


Everything you do, everywhere you go now
Everything you touch, everything you feel
Everything you see, everything you know now
Everything you do, you do it for your lady
Love your lady, love your lady
Love your lady, love...


Fools in love, are there any creatures more pathetic?
Fools in love, never knowing when they've lost the game


Everything you do, everywhere you go now
Everything you touch, everything you feel
Everything you see, everything you know now
Everything you do, you do it for your lady
Love your lady, love your lady
Love your lady, love...


Fools in love they think they're heroes
'Cause they get to feel no pain

I say fools in love are zeros
I should know, I should know
Because this fool's in love again


Fools in love, gently hold each others hands forever
Fools in love, gently tear each other limb from limb
Everything you do, everywhere you go now,
Everything you touch, everything you feel
Everything you do, even your rock 'n' roll now
Nothing mean a thing except you and your lady
Love your lady, love your lady
Love your lady, love...


Fools in love they think they're heroes
'Cause they get to feel no pain

I say fools in love are zeros
I should know, I should know
Because this fool's in love again.



Daddy cool

Redescopar rude... parinti... dupa 8 ani de absenta, da cu semnul de viata dupa mine, adica traieste... cool... si ma confuzeaza, dar DA... traieste... great. Nu mai pot io ca traiesti tu, baaa!
Ma adaugi pe Facebook? LOL... Te intereseaza? Fa rost de mailul meu, fa-ti simtita prezenta. Aibi curaj si zi-i Soniei ca exist... Yeah, daddy cool... really cool...


BONEY M - DADDY COOL

Little Boxes


Little Boxes - Melvina Reynolds

In week-end-ul proaspat terminat am fost la un curs organizat de Accept despre varia: Coming-Out, stereotipuri, prejudecati si alte asemenea. Aproape toti oamenii si oamenele de acolo au fost ok, deschisi la minte (nu venisera adusi cu arcanul, ci din proprie initiativa), dar, din pacate, am dat si peste o persoana care era convinsa ca homosexualitatea se ia (sau cel putin asa mi s-a parut mie). Credeam ca mergi acolo pentru curs, ca sa inveti despre asta, nu doar 'la munte' .

In rest, toate bune si frumoase, oameni MISTO, cu care m-am inteles foarte bine. Am plecat singura din Bucuresti si m-am intors cu o parte din organizatori care au fost deschisi la comunicare si n-au fost doar ei intre ei.

A fost fain, mai fac de-astea.

P.S. Vodka din bufetul garii din Sinaia iti ia durerea cu mana!

Saturday, 21 June 2008

incredibil!!!

Doamnelor, DOMNISOARELOR si... ermm... domnilor (sigur 0.4 din cei 5 cititori ai mei sunt barbati),
Un anunt de maxima importanta: LIVE BLOGGING. Nu oricum... neeeee... cat mai aproape de geam, intr-o pozitie cel putin nefireasca... internet wireless in sufragerie la bunica-mea... un vecin si-a tras router si a uitat sa puna parola... multumesc, vecine, you made my day! (ok, night...)

Dupa cum ziceam acum 24 de ore: IUBESC INTERNETUL WIRELESS!!!


Va doresc o seara buna, tuturor care profitati de netul altora pe neve!!!

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

YAY!

Acu' fo' doo saptamani am dat la altii si ei mi-au trimis inapoi vesti bune:

De la institutul de hematologie:

Grup B
Rh pozitiv

Negativ pentru hepatita B, C, HIV, sifilis, HTLV

Va multumim si va mai asteptam! :)

Deci n-am nici macar un sifilis mic...

Friday, 30 May 2008

RE: sadland population 1: erase and rewind

sadland population 1: erase and rewind

mi-e dor de noi. asta e. o sa-mi treaca.
Look around you, ai sa gasesti pe cineva de 1000x mai misto.

Monday, 26 May 2008

Thank U

Merci de lacrimogena.
Da, sunt imatura si un jeg de om ca am terminat-o la telefon. Asa e. Trimite 308u' sa ma bage in sedinta. Daca nu ar fi trebuit, la ce te-ai impacat cu mine?
TELEFON: ai zis ca vrei sa-ti iei lucrurile de la mine, puteam sa vb si azi, nu-i asa? NU-I ASA? Dar ai preferat sa crezi ca e gata si m-ai provocat si am preferat sa nu te contrazic. E GATA. E DIN VINA MEA. SUNT UN JEG.
AM DOAR PARTI NASPA, NU-I ASA? Atunci la ce mai vrei matalutza sa scrii despre corpul meu pe blog intr-un post din era d.G.?
DOAR TU ERAI STRESATA? EU AM FACUT VREODATA CEVA BINE? Ca doar, nu-i asa, ai terminat profil uman... eu nu prea stie sa vorbeste romaneste corect... numai tu erai stresata... HA!



P.S. Scoate-ma naibii din blogroll.

Monday, 7 April 2008

Spaghetti alla carbonara

Azi am facut carbonara (mi-au ajuns pentru urmatorul an... cam multa smantana pentru mine), dar nu despre asta urma sa scriu, ci despre un citat dat de Bestie in timp ce fierbeam pastele: 'Women are like spaghetti, they're straight until they're wet.' LOL

Sunday, 6 April 2008

Melodie misto

Am descoperit o melodie faina rau pe vh1. Cu un clip tare misto.
Si nu, nu imi place tipa... :D
Si nu, nu e evreica... :D





Yaël Naïm - New Soul

I'm a new soul I came to this strange world hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take.
But since I came here
felt the joy and the fear
finding myself making every possible mistake

la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

I'm a young soul in this very strange world hoping I could learn a bit about what is true and fake.
But why all this hate?
Try to communicate.
Finding trust and love is not always easy to make.

la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

This is a happy end cause' you don't understand everything you have done why's everything so wrong

this is a happy end come and give me your hand I'll take your far away.

[Refrain]:
I'm a new soul I came to this strange world hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take but since I came here felt the joy and the fear finding myself making every possible mistake

la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la....

Thursday, 27 March 2008

Google - the final frontier

Google, dragutul de el, imi trimite vizitatori care cauta si ei ceva. Ia sa vedem ce cauta ei...

everything is perfect now - Da, asa este. Prietenii stiu de ce... :-"


2 guy se fut in cur - Unde? UNDE?


blog hefe - Ai nimerit bine. Daca-l cautai pe Hefe celalalt (nu vreau fetito casa te pieeeerd), al' de la Coma, mai baga o fisa la http://coma-romania.hi5.com


consumator @apabucur. ro - Fara space si merge linku', dar nu-ti pot garanta ca-ti si raspunde cineva la mail.


facerea de bine e futere de mama - basically...


hefe - Prezent!

imi place de hefe - Buna, pisi!


m-am ras - Sa-ti fie de bine!


noi2 - pentru saitul de (a)cuplare, incearca http://noi2.neogen.ro/


tebeche - Nu, multumesc. Poti incerca urmatoarea combinatie: Izoniazida, Rifampicina si Etambutol.


ziua internationala a protectiei drepturilor consumatorului - O gluma buna, nu-i asa?

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

Ben Harper & Vanessa da Mata - "Good Luck" (Boa Sorte)

Inca o melodie trista, dar tare frumoasa.



É só isso
Não tem mais jeito
Acabou
Boa sorte
Não tenho o que dizer
São só palavras
E o que eu sinto
Não mudará

Tudo o que quer me dar
É demais
É pesado
Não há paz
Tudo o que quer de mim
Irreais
Expectativas
Desleais

That's it
There is no way
It's over
Good luck
I have nothing left to say
It's only words
And what l feel
Won't change

(Refrão)

Tudo o que quer me dar
Everything you want to give me
É demais
It too much
É pesado
It's heavy
Não há paz
There is no peace
Tudo o que quer de mim
All you want from me
Irreais
Isn´t real
Expectativas
Expectations
Desleais

Mesmo, se segure
Quero que se cure
Dessa pessoa
Que o aconselha
Há um desencontro
Veja por esse ponto
Há tantas pessoas especiais

Now even if you hold yourself
I want you to get cured
From this person
Who advises you
There is a disconnection
See through this point of view
There are so many special people in the world
So many special people in the world... in the world
All you want all you want

(Repete refrão)

Now were falling (falling), falling (falling) into the night (into the night),
Falling (falling), falling (falling) into the night (um bom encontro é de dois),
Now were falling (falling), falling (falling) into the night (into the night),
Falling (falling), falling (falling) into the night.

Monday, 24 March 2008

Sa facem niste nefacute... Muhahah

Leapsa furata de la Ileanne.

Legenda: Bold = facute, Italics = facubile


01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink


02) Swam with wild dolphins

03) Climbed a mountain

04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive

05) Been inside the Great Pyramid

06) Held a tarantula.

07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone

08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it

09) Hugged a tree

10) Done a striptease

11) Bungee jumped

12) Visited Paris

13) Watched a lightning storm at sea

14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise

15) Seen the Northern Lights

16) Gone to a huge sports game

17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa

18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables

19) Touched an iceberg

20) Slept under the stars

21) Changed a baby’s diaper

22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon

23) Watched a meteor shower

24) Gotten drunk on champagne

25) Given more than you can afford to charity

26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope

27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment

28) Had a food fight

29) Bet on a winning horse

30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill

31) Asked out a stranger

32) Had a snowball fight

33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier

34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can

35) Held a lamb

36) Enacted a favorite fantasy

37) Taken a midnight skinny dip

38) Taken an ice cold bath

39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar

40) Seen a total eclipse

41) Ridden a roller coaster

42) Hit a home run

43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days

44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking

45) Adopted an accent for an entire day

46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors

47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment

48) Had two hard drives for your computer

49) Visited all 50 states of USA

50) Loved your job for all accounts

51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced

52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied

53) Had amazing friends

54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country

55) Watched wild whales

56) Stolen a sign

57) Backpacked in Europe

58) Taken a road-trip

59) Rock climbing

60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice

61) Midnight walk on the beach

62) Sky diving

63) Visited Ireland

64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love

65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them

66) Visited Japan

67) Benchpressed your own weight

68) Milked a cow

69) Alphabetized your records

70) Pretended to be a superhero

71) Sung karaoke

72) Lounged around in bed all day

73) Posed nude in front of strangers

74) Scuba diving

75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye

76) Kissed in the rain

77) Played in the mud

78) Played in the rain

79) Gone to a drive-in theater

80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it

81) Visited the Great Wall of China

82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog

83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better

84) Started a business

85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken

86) Toured ancient sites

87) Taken a martial arts class

88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman

89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight

90) Gotten engaged

91) Been in a movie

92) Crashed a party

93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have

94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy

95) Gotten married

96) Had sex at the office

97) Gone without food for 5 days

98) Made cookies from scratch

99) Won first prize in a costume contest

100) Ridden a gondola in Venice

101) Gotten a tattoo

102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on

103) Gotten divorced

104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”

105) Got flowers for no reason

106) Masturbated in a public place

107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything

108) Taken illegal drugs

109) Performed on stage

110) Been to Las Vegas

111) Recorded music

112) Eaten shark

113) Had a one-night stand

114) Gone to Thailand

115) Seen Siouxsie live

116) Bought a house

117) Been in a combat zone

118) Buried one/both of your parents

119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off

120) Been on a cruise ship

121) Spoken more than one language fluently

122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone

123) Bounced a check

124) Performed in Rocky Horror

125) Read - and understood - your credit report

126) Raised children

127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy

128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour

129) Created and named your own constellation of stars

130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country

131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did

132) Called or written your Congress person

133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over

134) …more than once? - More than twice?

135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge

136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking

137) Had an abortion or your female partner did

138) Had plastic surgery

139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived

140) Wrote articles for a large publication

141) Lost over 100 pounds

142) Held someone while they were having a flashback

143) Piloted an airplane

144) Petted a stingray

145) Broken someone’s heart

146) Helped an animal give birth

147) Been fired or laid off from a job

148) Won money on a T.V. game show

149) Broken a bone

150) Killed a human being

151) Gone on an African photo safari

152) Ridden a motorcycle

153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph

154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced

155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol

156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild

157) Ridden a horse

158) Had major surgery

159) Had sex on a moving train

160) Had a snake as a pet

161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon

162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing

163) Slept for more than 30 hours

164) Visited lots of foreign countries

165) Visited all 7 continents

166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days

167) Eaten kangaroo meat

168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground

169) Been a sperm or egg donor

170) Eaten sushi

171) Had your picture in the newspaper

172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime

173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about

174) Gotten someone fired for their actions

175) Gone back to school

176) Parasailed

177) Changed your name

178) Petted a cockroach

179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.

180) Read The Iliad

181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read

182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them

183) …and gotten 86?ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you

184) Taught yourself an art from scratch

185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating

186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt

187) Skipped all your school reunions

188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language

189) Been elected to public office

190) Written your own computer language

191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream

192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care

193) Built your own PC from parts

194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you

195) Had a booth at a street fair

196) Dyed your hair

197) Been a DJ

198) Found out someone was going to dump you via a blog

199) Written your own role playing game

200) Been arrested

Thursday, 20 March 2008

Home



Brent Cross.
Home is where your heart is.
This is my home: please spot the golden Fiat Punto on the left hand side.
This nice picture was found and 'stolen' from Wikipedia.

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Rugaminte

Admiratorul/oarea meu/mea secret/a din Irlam, U.K. este rugat/a sa lase un comentariu (asa, de-aiurea) ca sa aflu si eu ce fani am peste granite.

Thursday, 13 March 2008

apanova - lucraturi programate

Sau 'Happy Ziua Consumatorului's Day!'

Joi 13.03.2008 intre orele 8h00-23h00 se va opri temporar furnizarea alimentarii cu apa la consumatorii din perimetrul strazilor: Splaiul Independentei mal stang intre pod Grozavesti si Popovat, Constantin Ghercu si camine studentesti Regie.

ApaNova ne-o trage de zor oprind apa de Ziua Internaţională a Protecţiei Drepturilor Consumatorului si apoi mai are si tupeul de a-si trimite sclavii sa ne intebe de sanatate cu doua zile mai tarziu.


Apa Nova le vorbeşte consumatorilor despre drepturile lor

13 martie 2008 - De Ziua Internaţională a Protecţiei Drepturilor Consumatorului, Apa Nova stă de vorbă cu bucureştenii în 3 hypermarketuri din Bucureşti. Angajaţi ai companiei se vor afla sâmbătă, 15 martie, în Galeria Carrefour Orhideea, Carrefour Militari şi Cora Pantelimon pentru a răspunde întrebărilor consumatorilor.

Bucureştenii aflaţi la cumpărături vor avea ocazia să discute cu angajaţii Apa Nova despre cum pot reduce consumul sau pierderile de apă; cum se realizează facturarea; cum se monitorizează calitatea apei potabile sau cum pot cere ei înşişi o analiză a apei.

“Consumatorul bucureştean este extrem de exigent şi este bine să fie aşa. Noi îi încurajăm pe clientii noştri să ne transmită mereu feedbackul lor, inclusiv observaţiile critice pe care le au. În această zi am ieşit noi în întâmpinarea lor, pentru a le pune la dispoziţie răspunsurile la întrebări”, spune Andreas Baude, Directorul General APA NOVA.

Apa Nova organizeză deja acest eveniment pentru a patra oară. Compania îşi propune să îi informeze şi să îi educe pe consumatorii bucureşteni în legătură cu drepturile lor.

Întrebările şi sfaturile bucureştenilor sunt aşteptate pe adresa de e-mail consumator@apabucur.ro sau la tefon 207 77 77.

Date de contact

Biroul de Presa Apa Nova

Monica Rǎuţu

Tel./Fax: 315 41 33

consumator@apabucur.ro

www.apabucur.ro

Imi pare rau, dar sambata cand or sa roiasca amaratii de la ei prin Orhideea, n-o sa le fie prea moale.
Probabil ca atunci cand s-au hotarat sa NU reia furnizarea apei potabile (mai mult sau mai putin potabile) la ora la care au zis pe site, fredonau asta:



Concluzia? De ziua internationala a... stiti voi ce, sa ne apucam de treaba!

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Ce-am comis, noi2 1.1

Hefe: cum se numeste ca sunt daca-mi plac gadgeturile? dork?
iubita mea: hehe
Hefe: 8-)
iubita mea: gadgetar
iubita mea: :D
iubita mea: ...and dork
Hefe: :-B
Hefe: adica nerd?
iubita mea: si trendinez
iubita mea: ca astia le au
Hefe: emo?
iubita mea: dorkii viseaza la ele
Hefe: si o sa ma mai iubesti gadgetara?
iubita mea: emo dk plangi intai ca nu le ai si apoi k nu-ti vine sa crezi k sunt ale tale
Hefe: =)) LOOOOL
iubita mea: te-am iubit si gadgicara
iubita mea: asa k...
Hefe: gadgicara? as zice fustangitza (sau fustangie?)

Aici iubita mea s-a EMOtionat si n-a mai raspuns la provocari...

Transgender male to female

El e amicul meu transsexual. Noi suntem foarte mandri de el ca a ales sa-si urmeze impulsul interior de a se arata lumii asa cum este el de fapt: o femeie prizoniera in corp de barbat. Operatia a decurs foarte bine, fara cicatrici vizibile si cred ca urmeaza sa-si faca si operatia prin care corpul lui va fi si mai atragator, augmentarea sanilor. Noi ii dorim mult succes la urmatoarea operatie si mai ales la tratamentul hormonal. Totodata speram ca in urma hormonilor sa-i dispara parul de pe piept si agresivitatea de care a dat dovada de-a lungul anilor.

Nu te-am uitat, prietene! Suntem cu totii alaturi de tine! Speram ca vei imbunatati imaginea LGBT in Romania!

DISCLAMER: sper ca n-o sa vina sa ma casapeasca pentru o poza trucata nu stiu inca de cine si pentru cateva cuvinte. Daca o sa observati ca nu mai postez mai mult de o saptamana, sa stiti ca imi plac lacramioarele si coliva pe care o face bunica-mea. Sicriu: 1.80x60 cm, lemn de stejar cu manere de alama, drapat cu matase gri, va rog frumos.

Tuesday, 11 March 2008

Spam


Daca asta-i dragostea adevarata, prefer sa nu i-o dau persoanei pe care o iubesc (sau nu o iubesc).

Saturday, 8 March 2008

everything is broken now

Beware! Indrept oase!

Ieri am redus prima fractura. O epifiza distala de radius (pentru profani: o mana). Si mi-a iesit reducere anatomica (pentru profani: perfect). Si-am facut si anestezie in focar (pentru profani: acolo unde se rupsese osu').

I'm soooo fuckin' proud.

Everything is purrrfect now

Mi-e tare dor de tine, bestie... Si daca mai ascult mult asta o sa-mi scape o lacrima.

Nici clipul nu e de aruncat, din 'Imagine me and you'.

Freezepop - The Swimming Pool

Late at nite, the air was cool

we snuck into the swimming pool
you dove headfirst, i waded in
the scent of chlorine upon our skin

the stars were bright, the water clear
i felt your heat as you swam near
i held my breath, you held my hand
moving away, further from land
the moon was full, everything blue
the water stilled, reflecting you
floating right here with you next to me
gazing at stars, we drift silently

late at nite, the air was cool
we snuck into the swimming pool
i went under and you followed
let's not think about tomorrow

everything is perfect now

everything is perfect now - i held my breath
everything is perfect now - you held my hand
everything is perfect now - moving away
everything is perfect now - further from land
everything is perfect now - the stars were bright
everything is perfect now - the water clear
everything is perfect now - i felt your heat
everything is perfect now - as you swam near
everything is perfect now