Thursday, 27 March 2008

Google - the final frontier

Google, dragutul de el, imi trimite vizitatori care cauta si ei ceva. Ia sa vedem ce cauta ei...

everything is perfect now - Da, asa este. Prietenii stiu de ce... :-"

2 guy se fut in cur - Unde? UNDE?

blog hefe - Ai nimerit bine. Daca-l cautai pe Hefe celalalt (nu vreau fetito casa te pieeeerd), al' de la Coma, mai baga o fisa la

consumator @apabucur. ro - Fara space si merge linku', dar nu-ti pot garanta ca-ti si raspunde cineva la mail.

facerea de bine e futere de mama - basically...

hefe - Prezent!

imi place de hefe - Buna, pisi!

m-am ras - Sa-ti fie de bine!

noi2 - pentru saitul de (a)cuplare, incearca

tebeche - Nu, multumesc. Poti incerca urmatoarea combinatie: Izoniazida, Rifampicina si Etambutol.

ziua internationala a protectiei drepturilor consumatorului - O gluma buna, nu-i asa?

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

Ben Harper & Vanessa da Mata - "Good Luck" (Boa Sorte)

Inca o melodie trista, dar tare frumoasa.

É só isso
Não tem mais jeito
Boa sorte
Não tenho o que dizer
São só palavras
E o que eu sinto
Não mudará

Tudo o que quer me dar
É demais
É pesado
Não há paz
Tudo o que quer de mim

That's it
There is no way
It's over
Good luck
I have nothing left to say
It's only words
And what l feel
Won't change


Tudo o que quer me dar
Everything you want to give me
É demais
It too much
É pesado
It's heavy
Não há paz
There is no peace
Tudo o que quer de mim
All you want from me
Isn´t real

Mesmo, se segure
Quero que se cure
Dessa pessoa
Que o aconselha
Há um desencontro
Veja por esse ponto
Há tantas pessoas especiais

Now even if you hold yourself
I want you to get cured
From this person
Who advises you
There is a disconnection
See through this point of view
There are so many special people in the world
So many special people in the world... in the world
All you want all you want

(Repete refrão)

Now were falling (falling), falling (falling) into the night (into the night),
Falling (falling), falling (falling) into the night (um bom encontro é de dois),
Now were falling (falling), falling (falling) into the night (into the night),
Falling (falling), falling (falling) into the night.

Monday, 24 March 2008

Sa facem niste nefacute... Muhahah

Leapsa furata de la Ileanne.

Legenda: Bold = facute, Italics = facubile

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink

02) Swam with wild dolphins

03) Climbed a mountain

04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive

05) Been inside the Great Pyramid

06) Held a tarantula.

07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone

08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it

09) Hugged a tree

10) Done a striptease

11) Bungee jumped

12) Visited Paris

13) Watched a lightning storm at sea

14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise

15) Seen the Northern Lights

16) Gone to a huge sports game

17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa

18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables

19) Touched an iceberg

20) Slept under the stars

21) Changed a baby’s diaper

22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon

23) Watched a meteor shower

24) Gotten drunk on champagne

25) Given more than you can afford to charity

26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope

27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment

28) Had a food fight

29) Bet on a winning horse

30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill

31) Asked out a stranger

32) Had a snowball fight

33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier

34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can

35) Held a lamb

36) Enacted a favorite fantasy

37) Taken a midnight skinny dip

38) Taken an ice cold bath

39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar

40) Seen a total eclipse

41) Ridden a roller coaster

42) Hit a home run

43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days

44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking

45) Adopted an accent for an entire day

46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors

47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment

48) Had two hard drives for your computer

49) Visited all 50 states of USA

50) Loved your job for all accounts

51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced

52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied

53) Had amazing friends

54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country

55) Watched wild whales

56) Stolen a sign

57) Backpacked in Europe

58) Taken a road-trip

59) Rock climbing

60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice

61) Midnight walk on the beach

62) Sky diving

63) Visited Ireland

64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love

65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them

66) Visited Japan

67) Benchpressed your own weight

68) Milked a cow

69) Alphabetized your records

70) Pretended to be a superhero

71) Sung karaoke

72) Lounged around in bed all day

73) Posed nude in front of strangers

74) Scuba diving

75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye

76) Kissed in the rain

77) Played in the mud

78) Played in the rain

79) Gone to a drive-in theater

80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it

81) Visited the Great Wall of China

82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog

83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better

84) Started a business

85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken

86) Toured ancient sites

87) Taken a martial arts class

88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman

89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight

90) Gotten engaged

91) Been in a movie

92) Crashed a party

93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have

94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy

95) Gotten married

96) Had sex at the office

97) Gone without food for 5 days

98) Made cookies from scratch

99) Won first prize in a costume contest

100) Ridden a gondola in Venice

101) Gotten a tattoo

102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on

103) Gotten divorced

104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”

105) Got flowers for no reason

106) Masturbated in a public place

107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything

108) Taken illegal drugs

109) Performed on stage

110) Been to Las Vegas

111) Recorded music

112) Eaten shark

113) Had a one-night stand

114) Gone to Thailand

115) Seen Siouxsie live

116) Bought a house

117) Been in a combat zone

118) Buried one/both of your parents

119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off

120) Been on a cruise ship

121) Spoken more than one language fluently

122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone

123) Bounced a check

124) Performed in Rocky Horror

125) Read - and understood - your credit report

126) Raised children

127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy

128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour

129) Created and named your own constellation of stars

130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country

131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did

132) Called or written your Congress person

133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over

134) …more than once? - More than twice?

135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge

136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking

137) Had an abortion or your female partner did

138) Had plastic surgery

139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived

140) Wrote articles for a large publication

141) Lost over 100 pounds

142) Held someone while they were having a flashback

143) Piloted an airplane

144) Petted a stingray

145) Broken someone’s heart

146) Helped an animal give birth

147) Been fired or laid off from a job

148) Won money on a T.V. game show

149) Broken a bone

150) Killed a human being

151) Gone on an African photo safari

152) Ridden a motorcycle

153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph

154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced

155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol

156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild

157) Ridden a horse

158) Had major surgery

159) Had sex on a moving train

160) Had a snake as a pet

161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon

162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing

163) Slept for more than 30 hours

164) Visited lots of foreign countries

165) Visited all 7 continents

166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days

167) Eaten kangaroo meat

168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground

169) Been a sperm or egg donor

170) Eaten sushi

171) Had your picture in the newspaper

172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime

173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about

174) Gotten someone fired for their actions

175) Gone back to school

176) Parasailed

177) Changed your name

178) Petted a cockroach

179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.

180) Read The Iliad

181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read

182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them

183) …and gotten 86?ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you

184) Taught yourself an art from scratch

185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating

186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt

187) Skipped all your school reunions

188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language

189) Been elected to public office

190) Written your own computer language

191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream

192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care

193) Built your own PC from parts

194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you

195) Had a booth at a street fair

196) Dyed your hair

197) Been a DJ

198) Found out someone was going to dump you via a blog

199) Written your own role playing game

200) Been arrested

Thursday, 20 March 2008


Brent Cross.
Home is where your heart is.
This is my home: please spot the golden Fiat Punto on the left hand side.
This nice picture was found and 'stolen' from Wikipedia.

Wednesday, 19 March 2008


Admiratorul/oarea meu/mea secret/a din Irlam, U.K. este rugat/a sa lase un comentariu (asa, de-aiurea) ca sa aflu si eu ce fani am peste granite.

Thursday, 13 March 2008

apanova - lucraturi programate

Sau 'Happy Ziua Consumatorului's Day!'

Joi 13.03.2008 intre orele 8h00-23h00 se va opri temporar furnizarea alimentarii cu apa la consumatorii din perimetrul strazilor: Splaiul Independentei mal stang intre pod Grozavesti si Popovat, Constantin Ghercu si camine studentesti Regie.

ApaNova ne-o trage de zor oprind apa de Ziua Internaţională a Protecţiei Drepturilor Consumatorului si apoi mai are si tupeul de a-si trimite sclavii sa ne intebe de sanatate cu doua zile mai tarziu.

Apa Nova le vorbeşte consumatorilor despre drepturile lor

13 martie 2008 - De Ziua Internaţională a Protecţiei Drepturilor Consumatorului, Apa Nova stă de vorbă cu bucureştenii în 3 hypermarketuri din Bucureşti. Angajaţi ai companiei se vor afla sâmbătă, 15 martie, în Galeria Carrefour Orhideea, Carrefour Militari şi Cora Pantelimon pentru a răspunde întrebărilor consumatorilor.

Bucureştenii aflaţi la cumpărături vor avea ocazia să discute cu angajaţii Apa Nova despre cum pot reduce consumul sau pierderile de apă; cum se realizează facturarea; cum se monitorizează calitatea apei potabile sau cum pot cere ei înşişi o analiză a apei.

“Consumatorul bucureştean este extrem de exigent şi este bine să fie aşa. Noi îi încurajăm pe clientii noştri să ne transmită mereu feedbackul lor, inclusiv observaţiile critice pe care le au. În această zi am ieşit noi în întâmpinarea lor, pentru a le pune la dispoziţie răspunsurile la întrebări”, spune Andreas Baude, Directorul General APA NOVA.

Apa Nova organizeză deja acest eveniment pentru a patra oară. Compania îşi propune să îi informeze şi să îi educe pe consumatorii bucureşteni în legătură cu drepturile lor.

Întrebările şi sfaturile bucureştenilor sunt aşteptate pe adresa de e-mail sau la tefon 207 77 77.

Date de contact

Biroul de Presa Apa Nova

Monica Rǎuţu

Tel./Fax: 315 41 33

Imi pare rau, dar sambata cand or sa roiasca amaratii de la ei prin Orhideea, n-o sa le fie prea moale.
Probabil ca atunci cand s-au hotarat sa NU reia furnizarea apei potabile (mai mult sau mai putin potabile) la ora la care au zis pe site, fredonau asta:

Concluzia? De ziua internationala a... stiti voi ce, sa ne apucam de treaba!

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Ce-am comis, noi2 1.1

Hefe: cum se numeste ca sunt daca-mi plac gadgeturile? dork?
iubita mea: hehe
Hefe: 8-)
iubita mea: gadgetar
iubita mea: :D
iubita mea: ...and dork
Hefe: :-B
Hefe: adica nerd?
iubita mea: si trendinez
iubita mea: ca astia le au
Hefe: emo?
iubita mea: dorkii viseaza la ele
Hefe: si o sa ma mai iubesti gadgetara?
iubita mea: emo dk plangi intai ca nu le ai si apoi k nu-ti vine sa crezi k sunt ale tale
Hefe: =)) LOOOOL
iubita mea: te-am iubit si gadgicara
iubita mea: asa k...
Hefe: gadgicara? as zice fustangitza (sau fustangie?)

Aici iubita mea s-a EMOtionat si n-a mai raspuns la provocari...

Transgender male to female

El e amicul meu transsexual. Noi suntem foarte mandri de el ca a ales sa-si urmeze impulsul interior de a se arata lumii asa cum este el de fapt: o femeie prizoniera in corp de barbat. Operatia a decurs foarte bine, fara cicatrici vizibile si cred ca urmeaza sa-si faca si operatia prin care corpul lui va fi si mai atragator, augmentarea sanilor. Noi ii dorim mult succes la urmatoarea operatie si mai ales la tratamentul hormonal. Totodata speram ca in urma hormonilor sa-i dispara parul de pe piept si agresivitatea de care a dat dovada de-a lungul anilor.

Nu te-am uitat, prietene! Suntem cu totii alaturi de tine! Speram ca vei imbunatati imaginea LGBT in Romania!

DISCLAMER: sper ca n-o sa vina sa ma casapeasca pentru o poza trucata nu stiu inca de cine si pentru cateva cuvinte. Daca o sa observati ca nu mai postez mai mult de o saptamana, sa stiti ca imi plac lacramioarele si coliva pe care o face bunica-mea. Sicriu: 1.80x60 cm, lemn de stejar cu manere de alama, drapat cu matase gri, va rog frumos.

Tuesday, 11 March 2008


Daca asta-i dragostea adevarata, prefer sa nu i-o dau persoanei pe care o iubesc (sau nu o iubesc).

Saturday, 8 March 2008

everything is broken now

Beware! Indrept oase!

Ieri am redus prima fractura. O epifiza distala de radius (pentru profani: o mana). Si mi-a iesit reducere anatomica (pentru profani: perfect). Si-am facut si anestezie in focar (pentru profani: acolo unde se rupsese osu').

I'm soooo fuckin' proud.

Everything is purrrfect now

Mi-e tare dor de tine, bestie... Si daca mai ascult mult asta o sa-mi scape o lacrima.

Nici clipul nu e de aruncat, din 'Imagine me and you'.

Freezepop - The Swimming Pool

Late at nite, the air was cool

we snuck into the swimming pool
you dove headfirst, i waded in
the scent of chlorine upon our skin

the stars were bright, the water clear
i felt your heat as you swam near
i held my breath, you held my hand
moving away, further from land
the moon was full, everything blue
the water stilled, reflecting you
floating right here with you next to me
gazing at stars, we drift silently

late at nite, the air was cool
we snuck into the swimming pool
i went under and you followed
let's not think about tomorrow

everything is perfect now

everything is perfect now - i held my breath
everything is perfect now - you held my hand
everything is perfect now - moving away
everything is perfect now - further from land
everything is perfect now - the stars were bright
everything is perfect now - the water clear
everything is perfect now - i felt your heat
everything is perfect now - as you swam near
everything is perfect now

Friday, 7 March 2008

Unora nu le place jazz-ul

Azi, la pranz, in metrou ascultam de zor, ascultam cu spor, la maxim, la casti asta:

La un moment dat, inainte de Eroilor ma ia la rost un Gigel de liceu ca n-as vrea sa schimb melodia? Dialogul a sunat asa:

EL: -Auzi? Schimba si tu melodia aia!
EU: -De ce? Nu-ti place jazz-ul?
EL: -Nu!
EU: -Ei, lasa si tu ca oricum cobori la prima!

El s-a lasat de argumentat si nu, n-a coborat la prima. O fi inteles ca eu cobor la prima... Poate o fi inteles ca daca mai comenteaza ma uit urat si-l transform in stana de piatra... Ceva de muzica sigur n-a inteles...

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

W!zz Air Fun

Low cost, high risk, w!zz Air…

Yep, no frills, no expectations (no high expectations, that is).

Once again, our polish (or Hungarian? I never got to understand where the pink company is based) do their best to keep us safe in London while we should be almost in Bucharest. This time they blamed the weather.

They might be aiming at the pink pound (handsome male crew, the females could have been better – i.e. CSA’s). They are aiming at people’s pound nonetheless.

So… let’s start at the beginning… I got to the check-in desk (surprisingly early provided that we almost got lost on the way to the Luton airport) two hours in advance of the departure, but surprise-surprise, bright light into my eyes (which is, by the way, omnipresent as my next-of-seat won’t put the bloody window shadow down) the check-in whatever tells me that due to the unexpected high snow in Bucharest (unexpected my foot, it’s been snowing for a week) we’ll be late 1h 30’. Ok, no problem, I was expecting this (it is a no-frills flight anyway, so maybe they dropped the flying altogether). Then, as I was waiting and waiting (in vane) for the aircraft, I learned that it’s going to be almost 3h late (due to the snow, of course).

You probably know that, when you’re waiting for something or someone, you get bored to tears and the most eccentric thoughts come to mind (like killing an elf, or spray-painting all w!zz ads with green, that sort of stuff). I did none of that; I’m a respectable person (riiight!). The only devious thing that came to me was studying the departure-arrival panels and guess what? W!zz Air flights were late about the same amount of time from Budapest too… soooo… is it snowing in Hungary as well? I soon realised that the departure of the aircrafts due to hideous weather conditions was only restricted to w!zz. Easy Jet was flying a-ok from and to Budapest. Next thing I was expecting was to hear that the low temperatures of Palma de Mallorca finally froze hell over and that was that.

Thanks for bearing with me one more time in my air-borne adventures (at least this time it’s not a virus – pour les connoisseurs).