Bestia cauta colega de camera cu minim 2 giga DDRAM, harddisk cat mai mic, filtru bun anti-spam (sa nu vina cu baieti acasa), sistem de operare Linux (fara ecrane albastre), interfata prietenoasa, boxe mari (sutien marimea 4-5), sa se downloadeze cu altii doar in lipsa noastra si cu Bestia doar in lipsa mea pentru garsoniera in Drumul Taberei, 150 euro/luna.
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La multi ani, Bestie. 1 an. Un an in care ne-am certat mai mult decat ne-am impacat, ne-am zis nesimtiri si tu si eu, am stat botoase, am avut cateva zile foarte misto, cateva mai multe zile misto si prea multe certuri.
Bestie, te rog eu, du-te la suc/bere/vodka/rachiu aprig de Calnau cu cine vrei tu si lasa-ma sa fiu eu naspa in lumea mea. N-are rost.
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Help, I have done it again - m-am enervat iar dintr-o chestie minora si m-am purtat nasol cu tine
I have been here many times before - da, e deja un obicei...
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Aici Bestia zice sarumana conasule! da si noo regent ca suntem 3 415 132 508 546 120 161 657 451 (da, 3 415 hexalioane si ceva) de gandaci acasa (a se citi o camera de camin de 16mp, bucatarie si baie included). Nu o sa supere ca fac copipaste:
Da, m-am suparat de-anpulea aseara. Da, tu vroiai sa zici ca ti-e somn si vrei sa te culci si eu am inteles pe dos. Da, tot eu eram aia nervoasa care tuna si fulgera. Imi pare rau.
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E VINERI! A apus soarele si s-a mai linistit cartierul ca pana cand apune soarele maine nu e voie la scanteie. Brutariile kosher si majoritatea magazinelor sunt inchise. Daca n-ar ploua in halul asta ar iesi lumea la plimbare si vizite.
Pentru mine nu incepe shabbatul, dar incepe weekendul. Dupa o saptamana de muncit de la 7:30 a.m. imi vine sa strang ceasul de gat si sa dorm un an. Wishful sinking...
De marti ma tot tin sa scriu despre Spania... am sa scriu... candva... sper sa am timp si sa nu uit.
Mai sunt 2 saptamani si vine Bestia. :D
La categoria 'Diverse': am descoperit un blog FOARTE misto. Daca simti ca n-ai ras de mult cu lacrimi, citeste-l.
P.S. De ce oare acest titlu imi aminteste de faptul ca n-am nici macar bibliografia pentru lucrarea de diploma? Errrmmm... Parazitologie si Boli Tropicale mi-au trebuit, na! sa-mi ajunga!
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Asta e un fel de auto-leapsa de la Ileanne.
1. do you ...roleplay?
yes, we do. from time to time. not always. we also exchange roles.
2. is it enough? is there nothing missing?
yep, it's enough.
3. when/how did you first know that...?
cand am inceput sa ma uit dupa muieri, pe la 5-6 ani cand admiram cu infocare o amica de-a maica-mii care era extraordinar de frumoasa.
4. are you sure?
yeah, baby!
5. before you...., weren't you scared you may never go back to how/what you were before?
ba da, dar mi-am dat seama ca de fapt asa sunt eu si mi-a placut teribil cine sunt eu.
6. would there be anything to go back to?
don't think so... but, hey, never say never!
7. what about children and marriage? are you ready to let these go?
who's letting go what? da, ne putem casatori in unele tari, iar de copii nu se pune problema. se pot face oriunde si oricand.
8. yes but they won't actually be your children....
asa cum exista mame singure pe lumea asta, vor fi ai mei si ai EI.
9. how about wedding costumes? but wouldn't it be...awkward eitherway?
eu am o viziune complet neacceptata despre nunta mea: scrubs (google search it)
10. what do you like in a woman?
waaa... sper ca cititorii acestui post au peste 18 ani... piele fina si calda, buze moi, gemete in timp ce..., atingeri usoare.
11. don't you ever get bored? is there any variation whatsoever?
nu, nu ne plictisim... iar daca ne plictisim iesim la un teatru. desi in ultima vreme teatrul a cam fost pasat.
12. how do you two.... ?
cu dragoste si daruire.
13. how often do you...? and how much does an average .... last?
as often as we want to (asa-i, bestie?) 2 hours plus.
14. does she make you ....?
sometimes, dar de obicei e mai misto daca nu.
15. how do you know you're in love?
just like everyone else: fluturi in stomac, barbii tremurande, genunchi moi si fluturasi, ingerasi si iepurasi.
16. what attracts you to a woman?
vezi mai sus
17. isn't it hard to find another of those.... how do you call them-girls?
they're all straight untill they're wet (wise men say)... da si nu... declarate, cam greu... bi-curious gramezi... [LE]: a hard woman is good to find. ha ha.
18. how do you label yourself?
G-A-Y/tomboy
19. have you ever considered...you know....? has she?
no, I don't know. Could you be more specific?
20. how do you know a girl is gay?
you don't... sexuality is fluid: whether you're gay, you're straight or you're a bisexual, you just go with the flow.
21. did you ever fancy me?
God, I get that question so often... ermm... do YOU fancy me?
22. if you like this kind of girls could it be that you're actually attracted to boys?
i actually like girly-grrls. the cliterati. the lipstick lesbians.
23. why on earth have you cropped your hair? why didn't you use make up anymore? (you're still a girl, you know)
pass
24. did you ever tell a guy hitting on you that you're not into this, that you're....?
yep.
25. what if you fall for a guy? do you think you may ever....?
yeah, what if... i'll just go with the flow.
26. is there any jealousy at all in such a relationship?
lots.
27. isn't it easier? the loving, the sex....isn't everything so much simpler?
it's just sex. not simpler nor more complicated. SEX.
28. men are stupid and easy to put up with, isn't living with another woman an unnecessary everyday struggle?
destule generalizari. nu.
29. do you always sleep in the same bed?
not always... sometimes we're not in the same country... (bestie, chiar te-a intrebat cineva asta?)
30. do you cuddle each night?
while in the same bed.
31. how come you've moved in together that quickly?
it's the lesbian urge to merge.
32. isn't it risky living together?
risky? what do you mean?
33. what are you going to do if you break up?
say goodbye. and find a place to live.
34. what will you do when she leaves, eventually?
find the next she.
35. is there (some kind of) competition between you two?
nici macar unde mi-as dori: cine spala prima vasele, cine face prima ceaiul de dimineata, de-astea.
36. does everybody know that you two are....like...together?
like... almost everybody. din partea mea nu stiu bunicii si nici nu intentionez sa afle.
37. do you kiss in public places? do you link hands when you're out?
yep, both.
38. how out are you?
vezi mai sus.
39. how is everybody else looking at you? aren't they bothered?
do I look like I care?
40. who else knows about... you?
vezi mai sus.
41. and when are you going to...? you know you'll have to tell him some day....
That's everybody's decision. I don't encourage it.
That's all, folks!
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Merci de lacrimogena.
Da, sunt imatura si un jeg de om ca am terminat-o la telefon. Asa e. Trimite 308u' sa ma bage in sedinta. Daca nu ar fi trebuit, la ce te-ai impacat cu mine?
TELEFON: ai zis ca vrei sa-ti iei lucrurile de la mine, puteam sa vb si azi, nu-i asa? NU-I ASA? Dar ai preferat sa crezi ca e gata si m-ai provocat si am preferat sa nu te contrazic. E GATA. E DIN VINA MEA. SUNT UN JEG.
AM DOAR PARTI NASPA, NU-I ASA? Atunci la ce mai vrei matalutza sa scrii despre corpul meu pe blog intr-un post din era d.G.?
DOAR TU ERAI STRESATA? EU AM FACUT VREODATA CEVA BINE? Ca doar, nu-i asa, ai terminat profil uman... eu nu prea stie sa vorbeste romaneste corect... numai tu erai stresata... HA!
P.S. Scoate-ma naibii din blogroll.
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Azi am facut carbonara (mi-au ajuns pentru urmatorul an... cam multa smantana pentru mine), dar nu despre asta urma sa scriu, ci despre un citat dat de Bestie in timp ce fierbeam pastele: 'Women are like spaghetti, they're straight until they're wet.' LOL
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Inca o melodie trista, dar tare frumoasa.
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Leapsa furata de la Ileanne.
Legenda: Bold = facute, Italics = facubile
01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it
09) Hugged a tree
10) Done a striptease
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars
21) Changed a baby’s diaper
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne
25) Given more than you can afford to charity
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28) Had a food fight
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
31) Asked out a stranger
32) Had a snowball fight
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip
38) Taken an ice cold bath
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48) Had two hard drives for your computer
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53) Had amazing friends
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow
69) Alphabetized your records
70) Pretended to be a superhero
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read - and understood - your credit report
126) Raised children
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? - More than twice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off from a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86?ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via a blog
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested
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Hefe: cum se numeste ca sunt daca-mi plac gadgeturile? dork?
iubita mea: hehe
Hefe: 8-)
iubita mea: gadgetar
iubita mea: :D
iubita mea: ...and dork
Hefe: :-B
Hefe: adica nerd?
iubita mea: si trendinez
iubita mea: ca astia le au
Hefe: emo?
iubita mea: dorkii viseaza la ele
Hefe: si o sa ma mai iubesti gadgetara?
iubita mea: emo dk plangi intai ca nu le ai si apoi k nu-ti vine sa crezi k sunt ale tale
Hefe: =)) LOOOOL
iubita mea: te-am iubit si gadgicara
iubita mea: asa k...
Hefe: gadgicara? as zice fustangitza (sau fustangie?)
Aici iubita mea s-a EMOtionat si n-a mai raspuns la provocari...
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Mi-e tare dor de tine, bestie... Si daca mai ascult mult asta o sa-mi scape o lacrima.
Nici clipul nu e de aruncat, din 'Imagine me and you'.
Freezepop - The Swimming Pool
Late at nite, the air was cool
we snuck into the swimming pool
you dove headfirst, i waded in
the scent of chlorine upon our skin
the stars were bright, the water clear
i felt your heat as you swam near
i held my breath, you held my hand
moving away, further from land
the moon was full, everything blue
the water stilled, reflecting you
floating right here with you next to me
gazing at stars, we drift silently
late at nite, the air was cool
we snuck into the swimming pool
i went under and you followed
let's not think about tomorrow
everything is perfect now
everything is perfect now - i held my breath
everything is perfect now - you held my hand
everything is perfect now - moving away
everything is perfect now - further from land
everything is perfect now - the stars were bright
everything is perfect now - the water clear
everything is perfect now - i felt your heat
everything is perfect now - as you swam near
everything is perfect now
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Cam asta poate fi o discutie de oameni normali la o ora normala (2a.m. GMT, respectiv 4a.m. EET)
iubita mea: si noi si-asa n-avem poze impreuna asa ca
Hefe: da... si nici n-o sa prea avem...
iubita mea: am auzit si io asta....
iubita mea: tie cine ti-a zis?
iubita mea: pure rumor, i tell thee
Hefe: una, gilda
iubita mea: ooo
iubita mea: am auzit de ea
iubita mea: she's like famous man
iubita mea:
iubita mea: PP
iubita mea: "o legenda"
iubita mea: vie
iubita mea: cat timp nu mai comite
iubita mea: acte
iubita mea: legendare
Hefe: da... am auzit ca a futut tot ce-a prins
Hefe: da' acuma s-a cumintit
iubita mea: mai mai
iubita mea: cum asta?
Hefe: cica a cunoscut pe una...
Hefe: o uram cu toatele p'aia...
iubita mea: aoleu fatah
Hefe: si cica nu mai fute in sat...
iubita mea: serios?
iubita mea: fugi tu
Hefe: serios, da' daca o aflu io p'aia... fatah...
iubita mea: ca-i trece
Hefe: cica e serioasa treaba
Hefe: trebuie indepartata AIA
iubita mea: fa-i vraji, spal-o cu wash'n'go, alea...
Hefe: nu stiu, fatah... creca daca ar insela-o AIA mai intai, si-ar reveni si Gilda
iubita mea: [moment publicitar:
iubita mea: tu incerci sa imi comunici ceva?
iubita mea: mom publ v-a fost prezentat de
iubita mea: PARANOIA
iubita mea: spala creierii
iubita mea: ]
Hefe: da, fatah... asa cica
iubita mea: nasol
iubita mea: pai poate crapa de oftica
iubita mea: adik boala aia de secol 19
iubita mea: ca la cum tuseste....
Hefe: pai de ce sa se oftice, fatah?
Hefe: aaaaa
Hefe: tebeche?
iubita mea: da
iubita mea:
Hefe: nu cred... n-are moarte... si cand se intoarce G, se face bine... nu mai apucam noi...
iubita mea: nici o bucatica din ea nu mai apucam?
iubita mea: G, the action hero(ine)
Hefe: ni-mi-cu-ta
Hefe: [
Hefe: moment publicitar:
Hefe: Te iubesc, Ileana!
Hefe: mom publ prezentat de:
Hefe: INDRAGOSTEALA
Hefe: ]
Hefe: fatah
Hefe: io am auzit
iubita mea: da fatah
iubita mea: asa
Hefe: ca G asta
Hefe: f*te bine rau
Hefe: tu ce stii?
iubita mea: fatah da' ce vream io sa te intreb - se pronunta "ghilda" nu?
iubita mea: pai bine au rau? cum adik bine rau?
Hefe: adica bine de tot
iubita mea: te termina adica
Hefe: nuuuuu, fatah, cica "gilda" ar fi corect... mi-a zis mie cineva
Hefe: da, nu se lasa pana nu termini
iubita mea: la sfarsit ia o lingura din coliva-ti si se cara
iubita mea: [sssh ma uit la ceva!]
iubita mea: da e ca postasii
Hefe: cum fatah, ca postasii?
iubita mea: nici ploaia nici vantu, nature sounds, 50 minute de ...truda
iubita mea: nimic n-o abate de la telu' ei
iubita mea: o luptatoare ce mai
Hefe: pai... cu folos?
iubita mea: iubita mea: cum fatah, ca postasii? ))
iubita mea: ma io stiu cum sunt postasii
iubita mea: i-am avut pe toti din toate satele din intreg sectoru agricol
Hefe: toooooti?
iubita mea: adica eu am fo posta ei postasii
Hefe: fatah
Hefe: da' de asta de e cu G, ce se aude?
iubita mea: nu stiu
iubita mea: spune-mi tu
Hefe: mai, cica e draguta
iubita mea: io am auzit ca e de treaba
Hefe: ei, na...
Hefe: nu se poate... G n-a dat decat peste ciudate
iubita mea: pai nu fatah
Hefe: ia?!
iubita mea: nu e draguta
iubita mea: e de treaba
Hefe: nu fatah, cica lu' G ii place, si doar stii ca are gusturi bune
Hefe: umbla numa' cu de-alea decupate din reviste
Hefe: deci si asta de-i cu ea acuma tre' sa fie draguta
Hefe: da.... cica e draguta foc... da' nu e de-aia sa-si dea ochii peste cap
iubita mea: foc si para
iubita mea: imi inchipui io....
Hefe: [not helping...]
iubita mea: mai ales para
Hefe: [not helping...]
Hefe: [please try again]
Hefe: am auzit ca-i cam scorpie, totusi... dragutica, da' a naibii... n-o mai lasa pe G sa umble brambura si s-o dea prin sat
iubita mea: cum n-o lasa?
iubita mea: a legat-o
Hefe: cica o tine sub papuc
iubita mea: da' cat poarta fatah?
Hefe: s-a uitat odata urat la una doar pt ca vb cu G
iubita mea: aoleu
Hefe: fatah, 39-40, da' cica e de-ajuns
Hefe: am auzit ca saraca fata a bolit 3 zile si 3 nopti apoi... au chemat aia popa sa-si revina fatuca ceea
iubita mea: da, la hora se intampla asta.
iubita mea: ziceau lautarii una
iubita mea: si biata fata a intrebat daca e de benone
iubita mea: si era de ala...elvis al ns...cum ii zice
iubita mea: ptiu
iubita mea: dolanescu!!!
Hefe: [ LOL, astea... moment artistic in care io ma sparg de ras, silent, ov cors]
Hefe: asa, siiii???
iubita mea: [words like violence break the silence gilda breaks herself in silence...]
iubita mea: pai si aia a luat-o pe dupa chimir
iubita mea: pe G
Hefe: vaaaaiiiiii
iubita mea: sa vada mindra ceea ca e luata
Hefe: aulioooo, fatah
iubita mea: sau asa ar fi vrut
Hefe: io am auzit altfel... cica G s-a dat la o parte si s-a intors spre mandra aia... ca de nu...
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Fuck me blind. Fuck me numb. Fuck me uncouncious. Just like you said earlier... Fuck me hard. Just fuck me for fuck's sake!
Come on top of me and in my mouth. Just come.
Because if you don't, than I'll have to work even harder to keep you coming (back).
Good night, beast!
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